Seven ugly-cute desk gremlins, each one a bad work habit you know too well — given a face, a name, and a collectible vinyl body. Coming to Kickstarter. Join the waitlist for first dibs and early-bird pricing on launch day.
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Each goblin is a vice
Doom-scrolling, 47 open tabs, stress snacks, dodging the deadline. Your worst desk habits, finally adorable.
Blind-box surprise
Every box is a mystery. Collect the whole crew — and hunt the rare chase hiding in the lineup.
Made to collect
Premium vinyl designer toys, roughly three inches, built to live on your desk and judge you quietly.
Meet the goblins
One revealed. The rest are hiding. Waitlist members see every reveal first.
Be first in line.
The Kickstarter is coming. The waitlist gets there before everyone else.
First access the moment the Kickstarter goes live
Early-bird pricing, locked in for the list
First look at every goblin as we reveal them
No spam. Launch news and goblin reveals only.
You're on the list. You'll be first in line when the goblins drop.
When does it launch?
A Kickstarter is on the way. Waitlist members hear first — and get in before general access.
How much will they cost?
Early-bird pricing is reserved for the waitlist. Blind boxes are priced to collect the whole set.
What are they made of?
Premium vinyl, roughly three inches tall, designed as proper collectible art toys for your desk.